was commenting yesterday about this scandal and found out my comment was included in the write up today. it's kinda nice the writer took notice of what i said.. jokingly, of course.
it's for you to find out....
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twisted
been really busy doin' boatload of other things... thus.
got lotsa thoughts running through my head, but just couldn't gather 'em back for this.. sooo shet, eh??
ooooppps!!!
i'll get back to ya when i'm finally able to pick up my garbled brain... it's scattered all over the place.. like dog *toooooot*
"holy week" is coming up.. start cleansing ya self, homie!
oh, before i go, at 10:00 tonight, there's another activity some chump thought the children of the future would appreciate... save oxygen!
it's easy actually. when the clock hits 10, you just need to hold your breath for, get this, an hour, momma! can you sacrifice an hour to preserve that much needed H2O which could, at the rate we pollute our air these days, save our children from oxygen deprivation?
go figure!
checking out.
got lotsa thoughts running through my head, but just couldn't gather 'em back for this.. sooo shet, eh??
ooooppps!!!
i'll get back to ya when i'm finally able to pick up my garbled brain... it's scattered all over the place.. like dog *toooooot*
"holy week" is coming up.. start cleansing ya self, homie!
oh, before i go, at 10:00 tonight, there's another activity some chump thought the children of the future would appreciate... save oxygen!
it's easy actually. when the clock hits 10, you just need to hold your breath for, get this, an hour, momma! can you sacrifice an hour to preserve that much needed H2O which could, at the rate we pollute our air these days, save our children from oxygen deprivation?
go figure!
checking out.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
100% 'organic'
*yawn*
again.
suffered hypoglycemia earlier.. took me sooo much time to replenish my body's sugar.. thus.
felt light headed.. am ready to pass out, tell ya that.
i hate my job right now.. but with thousands losing their job like on a daily basis these days, gotta be thankful.. i still have one!
unless of course i was born with a silver spoon.. i wouldn't mind at all to be part of the statistics.
so it's shit i came into this world courtesy of my dad's poor dick.. thanks dad!
now, i'm being ungrateful, ey?!
may the good Lord bless his soul.
turning off sarcasm.
are you worried?
yep, we all have reasons to be.. things are getting way off our hands with whatever bad news we're getting.. friggin' wicked!
not only do we have to deal with global crisis, there's also killings all over, suicide, rape, murder, mass lay-offs, etc... i don't think i wanna read the news any moment from hereon now.
*yawn*
leg extension, squat, rack-pull, bent over rows, lat pulldown combos, bicep curl combos, some ab works and a 15-minute fast walk in an incline to the max threadmill.. you should be too darn sleepy when you're done doing those i just mentioned.
was able to bench 200 pounds of iron yesterday for about 4 reps.. darn shoulder nagged me yet again.
but it was manageable.. so i'm happy.
being 100% 'organic' (read: training naturally, no steroids) and get stronger as time passes by, gotta appreciate... some folks who're heavy on testosterone thinks they are the only guys who can lift heavy.. right.
even if they're 'ON' to something "special," yet they're too scared to squat lower or go heavier.. in fact, they're wearing safety belts already on the get-go.. pussy!!!
yeah, just lemme brag for a minute, ayt?
anyway, there's just too many jokers and comedians in the gym i dunno where to begin and who to snipe at.. guess i'm just way too advanced and knowledgeable, i hurt my shoulder sometimes.. ha ha!
some are all geared-up, ya know, belt, ipod, gloves, knee strap/wrap, lifting strap, super tight tank top and all that mambo-jambo accessories they put on.. but watch them lift.. dimwit can't even lift his own weight, much less, half his weight!
then there are others who look super serious like they're about to compete in a Strongman competition.. ya know, that killa lookin' face, only to wiggle or gyrate their booties when Christina Aguilera starts singin' on the gym's speakers!
you ghey, homs?
and here's the funny part: they'd immediately composed themselves when they noticed you're watching 'em... you're so BUSTED, baby!
get real.
some seem so focus like they're concentrating on the next set.. it'll be heavy this time.. like 20 pounds each side! har har! others just kept texting or sitting their asses down and thinking... what am i gonna do next??
whatcha gonna do? lemme tell you whatcha gonna do.. bust your asses already!
get intense.. move around.. superset.. drop set.. don't stop.. yeah, stop staring the darn wall! can't find the answer there.. the ants are too busy doing their little thing and you my friend, are wasting time!
the ladies are just as lame.. they'd start with the machines... they'd practically sweep them off.. like machine 01, then machine 02.. 'til they've done it all.. if they do free weights, they'd usually do it with bad execution.. some look like it is such an ordeal to bring the weight from point A to point B.. their scowling facial expression: priceless.
they'd usually top everything off with all that ab workout and abuse the cardio machine, later.
frankly, these guys and gals, they're typically the kinda folks who'd quit.. if i'm bored watching 'em perform, they'd be all the more bored with themselves..
really shutting down sarcasm mode now.. LOL!
i'm just letting it all out.. if you're one of 'em, read and re-read.. otherwise, we're good.
time to bid adieu... later, jackass!
heee heee heee
again.
suffered hypoglycemia earlier.. took me sooo much time to replenish my body's sugar.. thus.
felt light headed.. am ready to pass out, tell ya that.
i hate my job right now.. but with thousands losing their job like on a daily basis these days, gotta be thankful.. i still have one!
unless of course i was born with a silver spoon.. i wouldn't mind at all to be part of the statistics.
so it's shit i came into this world courtesy of my dad's poor dick.. thanks dad!
now, i'm being ungrateful, ey?!
may the good Lord bless his soul.
turning off sarcasm.
are you worried?
yep, we all have reasons to be.. things are getting way off our hands with whatever bad news we're getting.. friggin' wicked!
not only do we have to deal with global crisis, there's also killings all over, suicide, rape, murder, mass lay-offs, etc... i don't think i wanna read the news any moment from hereon now.
*yawn*
leg extension, squat, rack-pull, bent over rows, lat pulldown combos, bicep curl combos, some ab works and a 15-minute fast walk in an incline to the max threadmill.. you should be too darn sleepy when you're done doing those i just mentioned.
was able to bench 200 pounds of iron yesterday for about 4 reps.. darn shoulder nagged me yet again.
but it was manageable.. so i'm happy.
being 100% 'organic' (read: training naturally, no steroids) and get stronger as time passes by, gotta appreciate... some folks who're heavy on testosterone thinks they are the only guys who can lift heavy.. right.
even if they're 'ON' to something "special," yet they're too scared to squat lower or go heavier.. in fact, they're wearing safety belts already on the get-go.. pussy!!!
yeah, just lemme brag for a minute, ayt?
anyway, there's just too many jokers and comedians in the gym i dunno where to begin and who to snipe at.. guess i'm just way too advanced and knowledgeable, i hurt my shoulder sometimes.. ha ha!
some are all geared-up, ya know, belt, ipod, gloves, knee strap/wrap, lifting strap, super tight tank top and all that mambo-jambo accessories they put on.. but watch them lift.. dimwit can't even lift his own weight, much less, half his weight!
then there are others who look super serious like they're about to compete in a Strongman competition.. ya know, that killa lookin' face, only to wiggle or gyrate their booties when Christina Aguilera starts singin' on the gym's speakers!
you ghey, homs?
and here's the funny part: they'd immediately composed themselves when they noticed you're watching 'em... you're so BUSTED, baby!
get real.
some seem so focus like they're concentrating on the next set.. it'll be heavy this time.. like 20 pounds each side! har har! others just kept texting or sitting their asses down and thinking... what am i gonna do next??
whatcha gonna do? lemme tell you whatcha gonna do.. bust your asses already!
get intense.. move around.. superset.. drop set.. don't stop.. yeah, stop staring the darn wall! can't find the answer there.. the ants are too busy doing their little thing and you my friend, are wasting time!
the ladies are just as lame.. they'd start with the machines... they'd practically sweep them off.. like machine 01, then machine 02.. 'til they've done it all.. if they do free weights, they'd usually do it with bad execution.. some look like it is such an ordeal to bring the weight from point A to point B.. their scowling facial expression: priceless.
they'd usually top everything off with all that ab workout and abuse the cardio machine, later.
frankly, these guys and gals, they're typically the kinda folks who'd quit.. if i'm bored watching 'em perform, they'd be all the more bored with themselves..
really shutting down sarcasm mode now.. LOL!
i'm just letting it all out.. if you're one of 'em, read and re-read.. otherwise, we're good.
time to bid adieu... later, jackass!
heee heee heee
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