Ricky Hatton Interview

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happy father's day y'all!

shet!

for real.

i wanna say something out of all the BS we've talked about earlier, but i can't friggin' get my brains together.

one, i'm too drunk.

whoa!

careful now...

i wouldn't wanna spill anything stupid now, would i?

yah! yah!

we've been downing beer after beer since one o' clock... it's almost nine now.. go figure..

what's worst, i get to drive at my most weakest moments, thanks to wifey who'd rather play cards than bring me and Neil home... oh yeah, taught her how to spin the cage.

we got lost along the way... so shet, yeah?

two, t'was the first time i get to step foot in my bud's place (will explain that later when i'm sober) so, i'm not too familiar with their road network.. uhm, not when it's dark and i'm inebriated... catch my drift?

overall, t'was fun, yarp, but dangerous... adventurous... boring... awakening...

forgive me, but those i've mentioned, it all makes lotsa sense...

later.

sob... hik... yawn.. grrrr... zzzzz...

it's in the image

whew!

fever is imminent.

it's the weather.

classes had begun. well, i've been waking up early for a couple of months now. no biggy.

what i hate though is waking up late. no, it's nice to sleep a lot longer, but not during working/school days... it's frigging traffic out there and rushing to get things done is a pain in the arse.

the routine is a killer.. sleep and wake-up early (read: no more CSI's, late night documentaries at DC, etc.).. bring/fetch Neil, work, hit the gym - lift and cardio hard.. in between 'em, you wouldn't wanna know.

i don't know when i'm gonna start getting serious around here.. the cyberspace, i mean.. then maybe earn some serious moolah like the guy i read in some forum whose earning hundreds of thousands of pesos-es thanks to adsense and whatever whatchamacallit.. yarp, i'd like to be in his shoes any given Sunday.

ok, make that everyday.

shet, some people can spend loads of time doin' Facebook, Friendster, Multiply, Tweeter and all that "IN" fad of the month thingy.. whoa there, mate!

ya serious??

is that life to ya????

i'd rather go beachin'.

cruisin' on my bike with Neil out of town..

or, just read the news on the internet... yeah, that should stimulate my idle brain, i guess.

or write something here... watch movies.. listen to music.. sleep.

i find 'em more productive.

but that's just me, homs.

sip.. surf.. Zzzzzz...

she

lets perk it up!

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now, lets talk about training now, shall we?

i wasn't gonna go to the gym today cos i had a bad case of sleep deprivation, thanks to wifey and Neil partying 'til 1am, got me all worried waiting for their asses to arrive.

ended up sipping a few glasses of vodka to sorta calm me down.

they arrived, thank you. was able to hit the sack around 2am.

ended up taking a half day leave from work and argued with myself no end whether i should hit the iron or just call it a day.

i choose the former.

man!!!!

my dumbbell (DB) press is still stuck at 90 pounds. what am i to do? do it three days per week. by week three, i should set a new personal record (PR).

hopefully.

the rest of the big guns had gone up considerably. squats and deadlifts are almost at 400 pounds, barbell (BB) row's over 200 pounds.

looking good, yeah?

the presses, however, are my waterloo.

well, i guess, i can't have 'em all, is it?

but i'll push it.

lookin' forward.

My fake plastic love

oh man! don't wanna talk about that darn love thang...



best of luck though.

almonds

*chuckle*

*sniff*

*sniff*

*gulp*

*sarcasm mode: on*

*sarcasm mode: off*


what's the point?

none really.

just messing around.

am really hungry, dawg.

but the food in the fridge: frozen.

i'd like to defrost 'em fast... no, make that super fast!

but the microwave's broken!

sheeeet!

what's left to do?

oatmeal.

boil 'em a bit, mix 'em all up and voila!

meal is prepared.

then again, gotta wait for it to cool down.

nuts would have been great... ya know, tide things over.

... and keep me from getting NUTS due to hunger!

tsk.. tsk..

gawd, sucks to be alone, ey?!

is this an oven or a washing machine??

buck rogers

yarp, i'm on it again..



if i write something tonight, my brain will explode.

so, zit.

JUST LIKE HEAVEN

with no thoughts to share the world...

i got this for ya instead...

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hope ya like it!

scandalicious

oh the scandal!

pervs!

yarp, what are you trying to prove filming your steamy moment with, argh!, every woman you bedded?

isn't it enough you sleep with yer fantasy girl?

or shall i say, those who took your bait??

but thanks... for the 'entertainment', homs.. or should i say, horney!?

i was having a ball!

my officemates too!

some people.

ya think they have it all.. money, looks, friends, the brahs!

only to discover their sexcapades gets out in the open... dawg, when there is smoke, there is fire... i guaranfuckintee it!!

nuff with the darn brotherhood, ey??

anyhoo, some Perez Hilton slash Mario Armando Lavandeira thinks some ghey should've won that overrated AI thingy.. ya must've been disappointed some guy out of nowhere, a choir leader (?) of some church you wouldn't wanna be in, bagged the title, yeah??

cut it buddy. not all folks in America thinks like you.. same sex marriage my ass!

i'd rather be a PETAn.

i

rest

my

case.

flat tire

aloha!

i know i suck.. my apologies.

got tied down with a shitload of work, what else?

oh yeah, i'm still bustin' my balls in the gym, thank you.

i'm on double-split routine 'til Neil starts goin' to school next month. meaning, early morning and at evening time i'll eat iron for two straight days then chill... hmmmm.. not really, no weights, but instead, i hit the treadmill or abuse the elliptical machine.. the latter's pretty intense, tell ya that.

lotsa work stressed me out real bad this week... i practically dreamt of 'em.. it's like having a nightmare, mate.

one by one they all fall down (read: fixed) but another one pops up again.

when the dust settles, promise i'll do better in this part of place.

it's just that i'm ready to hit the sack when i'm home.. pretty much like an old fart these days... gotta get that beauty sleep, and early.

later guys, gals and gheyz.. pillow and bed calling...

ZZZzzzzzz...

Mexican Assasin

nope, i ain't done yet.



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rush hours

in case you've been living under a rock for the past thirty years, i've been busting my chops in the gym... i made a promise to myself i'd be leaner this summer, ok, make that the whole year round... starting this year... six pack was the original plan but it was too steep for a goal.

but i'm on track for my target... no, not the six pack mark... but being lean and mean.

thus, i suck in this part of place.

so many things had happened.. met a few of my pals.. again. funny. just when i thought we'd never meet again, they suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

we're you reading my blog, hombres?

nah, this ain't advertised anywhere.. i prefer it that way... let's keep it low.

a new partner of mine had been aiming for 20+ inches of arms.. yeah buddy, but you gotta eat lotsa cow to get that "coveted" size.. nope, i'm not aiming for that.. i'd rather be lean, strong, muscular.. not hulking like a giant bear!

oh, did i mention you need to roid up?

i'd rather bunny up the treadmill.. i'm up to 45 minutes of super incline at 3.5 mph... not bad for an old timer, ey?

update ya later when time is on my side... later.

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how ya like that Mayweather, Sr.?

ya junior's next.

Battle of East and West

GO Pacman!!! GO Philippines!!!

woooohooooo!!!!!!

shhhh-wine!

damn flu, ey?

Silicon!!!

rant rampage

what is with this ghey people asking stupid question during a beauty contest? crap man! ya quote the great leaders before and i'm betting my house they won't agree with what yer fighting for!

equal rights my a$$!

**

speed demons on the loose!

well, a bus fall off the hill this week killing two.. my officemate crashed his bike breakin' his darn foot.. most of my peers says he loves to speed up goin' in and out of the office.. did i mention he's a member of some bike club slash speed advocates??

figures.

more people crashin' out.. earlier a PUJ (public utility jeepney) went berserk and rear ended a taxi.. rumor has it somebody perished from that accident. whew!

a car burst into flames after it went wackin' straight to an electric post.. killing yet again, two people... teenagers at that.

pity.

***

i haven't seen most of my 'close' pals as of late.. i dunno... even my best friend's shadow, nada.

guys, you're bunch o' wuzz!

quite frankly, you're good for nothing.

i take that back.

you're good at something.. right...

when we're boozing it all up!!!

oh, i did met/encounter a few this week. eugene who just arrived from london came by the office.. he's our former service director.. that's like tops, dude.

guess what? he lost 100 pounds after a year of hiatus.

unfortunately, he's sagging all over... he did lotsa cardio like swimming and walking.

there.

a friend texted earlier... we're supposed to have dinner at his house.. bad news: i erased the number of those who choose to not keep in touch... now, i dunno him from adam.

ok, i have a slight idea, but when i ask for his name he choose to snubbed me.. hhhmmm.. are you hurt i wiped your name out of my phone book, hombre?

newsflash: i've been able to roll without you 'pals.'

there ain't no way i can't pressed on s'more now without yer company, dontchathink?

so, i decided to go straight - to my home.. not yers, braw.

***

another friend who i spend most of my drunkin' weekends with, went brrrrrr for months now.. again, i dunno what's the deal.

but lemme tell you something... it's all good.

been able to concentrate on my quest and right on the money to reach my goal.

thanks y'all for not bothering me.

it's pretty boring though... this road i decided to take, it's all routinary.

you win some.. you lose some... got more friends in the gym these days, however.

no, i didn't bought them alcohol.. i simply bust my chops and earned their respect.

yes homie, these days, that's the place where i get to socialize.. the gym.

clean fun, eh?

**

rant over.

40 WAYS WHY MEN FAIL IN BED

{for lack of better things to post... dug this somewhere.. here goes nothing!}


1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and
diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her
feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get
your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A
properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of
foreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it,
some kid at school told you girls love this. Well,
there's a difference between being erotic and
blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the
candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a
porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake
repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs.
When she turns her head from side to side, it's not
passion, its avoidance. (although personally,
i like that feelin, it kinda tickles)

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like
a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when
they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and
soothe them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten
onto a woman's nipples, and then clamp down like
they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts?
Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up
to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking
your tongue across them is good. Pretending
they're a doggie toy isn't.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that
thing where you twiddle the nipples between
fingers and thumb like you're trying to find a radio
station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts,
not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER
BODY. A woman is not a highway with just three
turnoffs: BreastVille, East and West, and the
Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body
which you've ignored far too often as you go
bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start
paying them some attention.

8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. Poor
manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result
in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going
to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the
damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. Condom
disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it,
you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. Direct pressure
is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers
along side of the clitoris.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike
men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop,
they plummet back to square one very fast. If you
can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs,
numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. Women
hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when
naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her
head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a
kid's toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING
FOREPLAY. Stroking her gently through her
panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up
between her thighs and yanking it back and forth
is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without
maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's
all at. No sooner is your hand down there than
you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a
chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not
careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's
best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the
exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a
finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. You're
attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing
massage to get her in the mood. Hands and
fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. Don't force
the issue by stripping before she's at least made
some move toward getting your stuff off, even if
it's just undoing a couple of buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. A man in
socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the
socks first!

18) GOING TOO FAST. When you get to the
penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can
do is pump away like an industrial power tool -
she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made
obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with
clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD. If you bash your great
triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the
pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding
concentrated into a few seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON. Every man's fear. With
reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of
her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to
ensure her pleasure too. (i absolutely agree on this)

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. It may
appear to you that humping for an hour without
climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's
more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least
buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has
something to hold her interest while you're playing
Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. You really
ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise.
But if you really don't know, don't ask

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get
your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on
gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her
clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. Men persist in
doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that
it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All
women hate this. It's about three steps from being
dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to
use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to
her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU
CLIMAX. Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with
egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's
performing oral sex, warn her before you come so
she can do what's necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio.
You just lie there. And don't grab her head.

27) TAKING ETTIQUETTE ADIVE FROM PORN
MOVIES. In X-rated movies, women seem to love
it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just
means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there
grunting while she does all the hard work is not.
Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite
so much like the captain of a schooner. And let
her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND
PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. This is
how men earn a reputation for not being able to
follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her
first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES. When a man says, "Can
I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__to
show my buddies." At least let her have custody of
them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on
her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off.
Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy
props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a
no-no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINT
HERS. There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy
as a belching contest.

33) ARANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. If she
wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but
unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too
ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual
partner with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. Read this
carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men
because they have a prostate. Women don't.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES. It is highly erotic to
exert some gentle suction on the sides of the
neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to
have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for
weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. Don't shout
encouragement like a coach with a megaphone.
It's not a big turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY. It makes you sound like a
lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she
likes nasty talk, she'll let you know

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. You
have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get
it right, and she might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER. Men generally weigh
more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too
heavily, she will turn blue.

40) NOT THANKING HER. Don't forget that you're
a fuckin' slob. And you're lucky to have that
goddess in your life. Be sure to thank her with
BOTH words and actions.