joke...

she was a looker... definitely a stunner... she had short hair... silky smooth, fairly white skin... much like *bleep's* and *bleep's*...

let's talk about nothing... shall we?

uuummmmm, trying to figure you out... checking brain waves.... process in progress...

more chattin'....

what the heck, did you just kiss me?

wait, i didn't sweet talk my way to get that kiss, right?

aaahhhh, nevermind... like it a lot... let's do it some more baby... oooohhhhh, is that your tongue sticking out?

sweet...

damn, didn't know you're a pro... better...

ow, great! some hand's crawling over my crouch... stop it, before anything *bleep* happens...

whew! your legs is all over mine... tsk, tsk, tsk...

you really want me to fall for you, huh?

awww, did you just *bleep* my freakin' *bleep???!*

like that a lot too, thank you....

damn, you're soooo goooooood.... my heart is beating at twice the speed of sound now...

this is way surreal... in a good way... surprisingly good, in fact....

please....

don't....

stop....

please don't stop!!! please don't stop!!! please don't stop!!!

ooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

before YOU jump your guns into conclusion, please READ the title of this post three times...

gotcha!