Friday, October 13, 2006

Laws Applicable To All Human Residents Of Earth!


Some of it, in some weird way happens most of the time.


1. Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:


After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


2. Anthony's Law of the Workshop:


Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


3. Kovac's Conundrum:


When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.


4. Cannon's Karmic Law:


If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.


5. O'brien's Variation Law:


If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.


6. Bell's Theorem:


When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


7. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:


The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.


8. Willoughby's Law:


When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.


9. Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:


The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


10. Breda's Rule:


At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.


11. Owen's Law:


As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is cold.


12. Howden's Law:


You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.


13. Gentlemen's Law:


When you see a beautiful girl, either she is married or you are married.


14. Bachelor's Law:


When you get to meet a beatiful girl in the office, either she is taken, dating, or a single mom.

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