partners in crime

what a night!

me and my friend (let's call him partner) had an awesome adventure last night.

went to our usual hangout in uptown area (sorry, no specifics here... we don't wanna get busted), had our usual san mig light for our drinks... chit-chat, people watch, get drunk and left after an hour or two.... end of the story, not!

went to this place where a mix of people hangout --- old folks, politicians, students, koreans, some babes (the waitresses were HOT!), med reps, yuppies and guys like us.

no, we didn't chit-chat and people watch anymore. we were there to videoke. dude, didn't wanna shame myself singing in a public place but after hearing those before us, i thought we could do better.

so, after four beers and a failed attempt to get the cellphone number of that babe waitress, we fled on foot.. haha!

the night's still young, we thought, so we decided we'd head to a familiar place we've been busting our asses for a year, bleeeep! bleeeep!

the final stop of the night happened to be the HOTTEST place we'd set our foot into. went there but not before partner and i made a pact we'd only consume 1 bot of beer and that's it.

suddenly!!

after finding our way in, saw a whole lot of sexy bodies - booties, if you may, dancing all over the place. finally, our butt-cheeks settled at the bar area. partner and i were amuse at how wild the girls and the ladies dance to the beat. whew, jaw dropping!!

about three meters away, three girls were dancing and grinding... damn ladies, you're makin' me horny! it is as if they were teasing us. the other girl kept raising her hands while dancing.. exposing her neat and white armpit. yum!

gulp.. gulp.. gulp.. our beer's gone - too soon?!?

ok, ok since partner paid for the first round, this one's on me. this should do it.. this is the "last," so i said.

moments passed, partner couldn't take it anymore. he went and introduce himself to one of the ladies who was already sitting (must be tired from all the humping and grinding).

one thing led to another and next thing i knew, we're all "friends" now, thanks partner! i'm a talker not a dancer so excuse me if my ass seem glued on my chair. the other two went ahead and continue with their business while partner was busy sweet talking his way into his girl's undies, err, heart... he was making a lot of headways, btw.

a few more minutes and no more beer?! shit, this ain't good. partner was quick to signal the waitress for another round. this is really, really getting out of hand, bro. anyway, since you ordered it, you pay the freakin' tab, man!

so, ok. can't do anything about it anymore. i guess i just have to roll with partner here... what are friends for, right?

then two females came over our table. apparently, they were friends with our "friends ." one look like a high school junior and the other was a definitely a lady, judging from the depth of her cleavage and the size of her juggles, can't be wrong...

while they were talking, the lady with the nice asset kept on bumping and rubbing her nice boobies at my forearm that's resting on the other chair. temptation... temptation... why art though?

even if it was so tempting to grab and bury my face in between those luscious mountains, i have to restrain myself and act like nothing happened. after a few exchange of pleasantries and some serious bumping and rubbing, they went ahead and dance flirty....

a few more minutes, the lady with a nice armpit (love to kiss, smell and... @#$%^ those) sat beside me. so, still have some mojo left in my tank, huh??

i was gonna do my thing when the alarm went.. teeeeet!! teeeeet!! teeeeet!!

now, what??

"no more beer, your turn, bhoy!!," partner yelled at me.

oh, crap.

you just took away the momentum, buddy.

this is it. this has got to be the super last of 'em all. waitress, move it!

since i was bent on getting my ass out of the place and even asked partner if i could go ahead and leave (which he turned down in a blink), i no longer had the inspiration to be sweety-sweety with "JA." her name must've been jasmine.

i bet if we talk a bit, we wont notice the hours biting the night away and that would be a disaster for an eight to five guy like me.

btw, the lady's name, partner was busy talking down to, is lyn.

finally, partner and i bade goodbye to our new found friends but not before he smooch her up. damn, told you he's on a roll there....

though i hate to do this but somehow it just have to be done...

THE END.