Hi Ho Tonto Away!
An attractive woman was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Y-e-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final "Y-e-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off," the woman answered. "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles!"
Active Studes Work On Extra-curriculars My boyfriend and I always go home together after class. One afternoon, it was raining so hard that we were forced to stay inside the campus. As we were looking for a place to sit and wait for the rain to let up, my boyfriend suddenly heated up and began whispering sexy, nasty things to me. I didn't give in to his teasing at first but as he went on, I began to get wet just by the thought of what he could do to me then. Sensing I was getting worked up myself, he put me out on a dare: "Let's do it in one of the classrooms!" I freaked out at first thinking that someone might catch us (and thus we could be expelled!) but the sheer thrill of it caused knots in my stomach—I wanted to do it! I couldn't contain the feeling of anticipation anymore so I dragged him up the stairs to one of the rooms on the top floor (which by then was desolate). And we did it! Our clothes flew off in a split second, and we got on with it in a standing position. It was so intense! After a moment, we reached climax and—boy!—my baby's pimp juice flew out like a dashing rocket!! We got dressed immediately and acted as though nothing happened at all.
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