*sniff*
*sniff*
*gulp*
*sarcasm mode: on*
*sarcasm mode: off*
what's the point?
none really.
just messing around.
am really hungry, dawg.
but the food in the fridge: frozen.
i'd like to defrost 'em fast... no, make that super fast!
but the microwave's broken!
sheeeet!
what's left to do?
oatmeal.
boil 'em a bit, mix 'em all up and voila!
meal is prepared.
then again, gotta wait for it to cool down.
nuts would have been great... ya know, tide things over.
... and keep me from getting NUTS due to hunger!
tsk.. tsk..
gawd, sucks to be alone, ey?!
is this an oven or a washing machine??
