shhhh-wine!

damn flu, ey?

Silicon!!!

rant rampage

what is with this ghey people asking stupid question during a beauty contest? crap man! ya quote the great leaders before and i'm betting my house they won't agree with what yer fighting for!

equal rights my a$$!

**

speed demons on the loose!

well, a bus fall off the hill this week killing two.. my officemate crashed his bike breakin' his darn foot.. most of my peers says he loves to speed up goin' in and out of the office.. did i mention he's a member of some bike club slash speed advocates??

figures.

more people crashin' out.. earlier a PUJ (public utility jeepney) went berserk and rear ended a taxi.. rumor has it somebody perished from that accident. whew!

a car burst into flames after it went wackin' straight to an electric post.. killing yet again, two people... teenagers at that.

pity.

***

i haven't seen most of my 'close' pals as of late.. i dunno... even my best friend's shadow, nada.

guys, you're bunch o' wuzz!

quite frankly, you're good for nothing.

i take that back.

you're good at something.. right...

when we're boozing it all up!!!

oh, i did met/encounter a few this week. eugene who just arrived from london came by the office.. he's our former service director.. that's like tops, dude.

guess what? he lost 100 pounds after a year of hiatus.

unfortunately, he's sagging all over... he did lotsa cardio like swimming and walking.

there.

a friend texted earlier... we're supposed to have dinner at his house.. bad news: i erased the number of those who choose to not keep in touch... now, i dunno him from adam.

ok, i have a slight idea, but when i ask for his name he choose to snubbed me.. hhhmmm.. are you hurt i wiped your name out of my phone book, hombre?

newsflash: i've been able to roll without you 'pals.'

there ain't no way i can't pressed on s'more now without yer company, dontchathink?

so, i decided to go straight - to my home.. not yers, braw.

***

another friend who i spend most of my drunkin' weekends with, went brrrrrr for months now.. again, i dunno what's the deal.

but lemme tell you something... it's all good.

been able to concentrate on my quest and right on the money to reach my goal.

thanks y'all for not bothering me.

it's pretty boring though... this road i decided to take, it's all routinary.

you win some.. you lose some... got more friends in the gym these days, however.

no, i didn't bought them alcohol.. i simply bust my chops and earned their respect.

yes homie, these days, that's the place where i get to socialize.. the gym.

clean fun, eh?

**

rant over.

40 WAYS WHY MEN FAIL IN BED

{for lack of better things to post... dug this somewhere.. here goes nothing!}


1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and
diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her
feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get
your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A
properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of
foreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it,
some kid at school told you girls love this. Well,
there's a difference between being erotic and
blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the
candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a
porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake
repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs.
When she turns her head from side to side, it's not
passion, its avoidance. (although personally,
i like that feelin, it kinda tickles)

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like
a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when
they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and
soothe them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten
onto a woman's nipples, and then clamp down like
they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts?
Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up
to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking
your tongue across them is good. Pretending
they're a doggie toy isn't.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that
thing where you twiddle the nipples between
fingers and thumb like you're trying to find a radio
station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts,
not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER
BODY. A woman is not a highway with just three
turnoffs: BreastVille, East and West, and the
Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body
which you've ignored far too often as you go
bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start
paying them some attention.

8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. Poor
manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result
in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going
to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the
damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. Condom
disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it,
you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. Direct pressure
is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers
along side of the clitoris.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. Women, unlike
men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop,
they plummet back to square one very fast. If you
can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs,
numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. Women
hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when
naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her
head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a
kid's toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING
FOREPLAY. Stroking her gently through her
panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up
between her thighs and yanking it back and forth
is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without
maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's
all at. No sooner is your hand down there than
you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a
chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not
careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's
best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the
exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a
finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. You're
attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing
massage to get her in the mood. Hands and
fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. Don't force
the issue by stripping before she's at least made
some move toward getting your stuff off, even if
it's just undoing a couple of buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. A man in
socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the
socks first!

18) GOING TOO FAST. When you get to the
penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can
do is pump away like an industrial power tool -
she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made
obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with
clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD. If you bash your great
triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the
pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding
concentrated into a few seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON. Every man's fear. With
reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of
her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to
ensure her pleasure too. (i absolutely agree on this)

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. It may
appear to you that humping for an hour without
climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's
more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least
buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has
something to hold her interest while you're playing
Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. You really
ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise.
But if you really don't know, don't ask

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get
your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on
gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her
clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. Men persist in
doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that
it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All
women hate this. It's about three steps from being
dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to
use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to
her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU
CLIMAX. Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with
egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's
performing oral sex, warn her before you come so
she can do what's necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio.
You just lie there. And don't grab her head.

27) TAKING ETTIQUETTE ADIVE FROM PORN
MOVIES. In X-rated movies, women seem to love
it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just
means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there
grunting while she does all the hard work is not.
Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite
so much like the captain of a schooner. And let
her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND
PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. This is
how men earn a reputation for not being able to
follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her
first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES. When a man says, "Can
I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__to
show my buddies." At least let her have custody of
them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on
her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off.
Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy
props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a
no-no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINT
HERS. There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy
as a belching contest.

33) ARANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. If she
wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but
unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too
ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual
partner with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. Read this
carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men
because they have a prostate. Women don't.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES. It is highly erotic to
exert some gentle suction on the sides of the
neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to
have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for
weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. Don't shout
encouragement like a coach with a megaphone.
It's not a big turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY. It makes you sound like a
lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she
likes nasty talk, she'll let you know

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. You
have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get
it right, and she might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER. Men generally weigh
more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too
heavily, she will turn blue.

40) NOT THANKING HER. Don't forget that you're
a fuckin' slob. And you're lucky to have that
goddess in your life. Be sure to thank her with
BOTH words and actions.

come down

shoot!!!

been looking for this in YouTube.. good thing, they don't have the monopoly of music videos...


Come Down - Click here for another funny movie.

the weekend top

hhhmmmmm... just came from a recollection.. ya know, do some "reflection" thingy..

i'm a little 'veteran' when it comes to this thing.. you won't get me... to open.. confess and share my little space called 'privacy.'

some had wept.. others even wailed..

i say, cut it!

OMG!

why all the dramz??

**

this week, i again bump into this burly guy, the ex of my former officemate slash fling-fling, gym mate.

do ya copy that? he's my gym mate, chad.

though, he towers over me, you can flip the coin a million times, but i'm soooooo much stronger than this mofo!

i'm guessing he knows me.. what's more, he's intimidated.

anyhoo, i have no beef with this chump.. in fact, one of these days i'll come up to him and come clean..

i'm gonna find a way to lead our conversation into that part where i inadvertently entered the picture and mess it all up for them..

i mean, for real. i haven't had that closure and this might be it.

i'm hoping he's not gonna try and screw around cos i've seen him lift and i'm not impressed.. he better behave!

fingers crossed, but the coming week might be it.

wish me luck!

***



in another gym story, i'm a bit sore today... though i only got to eat iron for four days this week, it was all full-throttle..

it'll be like this whole year round... injury forbids.

another thing, finally got to use the wrist strap properly... i've been doin' it wrong for eons!! can't believe it neither... after a few experimentation, got it right! expect some wicked hypertrophy in the days to come... i'm feeling it right now already!

**

one more thing, there should be some improvements here in the weeks to come... no, not the ads, it's something i've been planning.. i might finally be able to get it done.

later!

beee zeee

yowsa!

after a long weekend, i got a plateful of work waiting on my table.. geez!

thus.

well, it was nice there.. ya know, the beach we spent our saturday and easter sunday.. t'was surprisingly peaceful while the rest of the beach nearby, or the beach near our place was pretty crowded and rowdy.. whaddya expect? it's summer and an easter, homs..

unfortunately, we came with lotsa excess baggage.. not to mention, the company wifey choose to hang out with, they're kinda 'different.' apples and oranges, anyone?

i didn't got drunk even with the two cases of beer we brought along.. almost fifty bottles to be precise.. tsk.. tsk..

well, made up for the lag time swimming -- a lot.. the resort is equipped with a pool and a mini-gym.. they should've called it tiny-gym.. cos it's soooooo tight there.. at least i had a few good sets.. work with whatever you have, right?

gawd, i miss the beach, so i went down and smoke 'em away! ha ha!

surprisingly, i still have "it" even if it's been eons since i last dipped on a pool slash beach..

Neil had a blast! he's pretty confident with his strokes, ya know, that doggy kinda way of keeping yourself afloat.. he probably lost a few pounds hanging around the pool, like the whole day!

be back for more news... can't wait to watch this:



chow!

Holy!

happy halloween!!!

err... whadya call that, good friday?

whatever.

thanks to a long weekend, i got to do lotsa stuff online.. if you're a techY kinda guy, you should visit Max' site.. it's loaded with useful stuff.. oh, i ain't spoilin' nothing.. just give it a go.

if you've been wondering why i haven't posted 'bout my workouts, well, that's because i STOP doin' so.

kidding.

well, it's been intense, but i gotta keep the details close to my chest -- for now.

one thing though, i get to do the threadmill at a maximum incline and almost at a running pace for 30 minutes.. post workout.

so there.

lemme get back to ya after i burn more of my brows surfin' while on DVD marathon..

ciao!

P.S.

by the way, that picture above?

just another whackout to catch your attention..

come together now

hey yo!

took a leave today... what can i say, i oversleep, dam'it!

the culprit? it's the darn brandy!

i got carried away..

sipping my poison while watching the pictures of my former officemates who had since went on their separate ways, i felt nostalgic.. wow, it's almost surreal.. it'll be my 10th year this year working for the same old company that my boss' started with me and a handful of gals and guys on-board as a pioneering employee..

now, we've grown leaps and bounds.. like we have branches all over the place.. many had come and go, but here i am, still standing among the few who were there from the get go.

why i'm still here? read back, honey!

guess i miss a lot of things... my former forum-mates, the guys i've worked with before, the beach, my brothers, a sister, my late ma and pa... hhhmmmmm.. i can go on forever.

lights out.

twisted

been really busy doin' boatload of other things... thus.

got lotsa thoughts running through my head, but just couldn't gather 'em back for this.. sooo shet, eh??



ooooppps!!!

i'll get back to ya when i'm finally able to pick up my garbled brain... it's scattered all over the place.. like dog *toooooot*

"holy week" is coming up.. start cleansing ya self, homie!

oh, before i go, at 10:00 tonight, there's another activity some chump thought the children of the future would appreciate... save oxygen!

it's easy actually. when the clock hits 10, you just need to hold your breath for, get this, an hour, momma! can you sacrifice an hour to preserve that much needed H2O which could, at the rate we pollute our air these days, save our children from oxygen deprivation?




go figure!

checking out.

the planet

at 8:30 tonight, ya gotta turn off the lights for an hour... that's 20:30, military time.. this has something to do with some Earth day commemoration slash celebration mambo-jambo yet again thingy spearheaded by these so called "Environmentalist" wackos!

right.

maybe we should include a "No-Smoking" or "No using of Car, etc." day... what else? hhhmmmmm.. turn off everything that uses electricity, fuel, and whatnot.. then, we might save our dear planet.. not some half-ass turn-off the light whatchamacallit gloopy crap.. sorry for the word, earthlings.


i rest my case.

***

anyhoo, accompanied Neil to his circumcision yesterday... prior to that, he was all giddy that he's about to become a "man."

when t'was time to get "the cut," he freaked out and wanted to bail.. not so fast, boy!

the docs and i tried to calm him down to no avail.. 'til he got a taste of that anesthesia injection... he realized it wasn't that painful.. so, the doc went about the whole "operation." though not as seamless as i expected, overjoyed when it was finally over albeit a few jerking from Neil here and there.

so, my son, welcome to manhood, bhoy!

fast and furious

i know i posted 'bout this bike before...but what can i say.. i miss it..



it eats rough road for breakfast... unlike my 'girly' bike now... so slow and hard on my spine... in short, crap!

***

Neil on his younger days...






now,he's about to go through circumcision... how time flies, yeh?

he doesn't wanna be called a "child" anymore... rather, a teen.. whatever kiddo!

Toad

hey man!

supp?

internet connection these day's a drag... i mean, it's almost like stone age again.. ya know, dial-up kinda thing...

sucks big time!

anyhoo, no point complaining.. it's just it.

whaddaya know? i now have two PC's, eh??! finally figured out what's bugging the relic one... i reckoned the PSU and the AVR connived and made me believed the PC has gone loco.. seems only those mentioned above are the effed one.. the rest are working perfectly fine... but not after giving me a huge headache... had to break 'em all down to pieces, literally!

voila!

answer: found.

so, now i need additional keyboard, mouse, joystick and a monitor.. damn, ey??

two is better than one, Albert Einstein said that.. does e=mc2 ring a bell?

yeah, just messing with your head there..

things are pretty dandy and the bases are well covered... thank you.

go fetch, err, figure!

later, homs!

V8

believe!

lotsa crap to rant about... but i'll save it 'til later.. swamped with work here.. but no complains..

it's better this way.

meanwhile, i got my eyes on this one:




later!

up and running

ho ho ho!!!

my rig's finally up... after lotsa tweaking and trial and error.. it's here. homie!

can't believe it neither.

it's almost 5 years since i bought my last PC.. Pentium 4 slash hyperthreading... soooo many changes had since been made and i'm trying my best to catch up... lemme break it down for ya: dunno SATA, what the hell is HD? whadafuck is surround sound???

anyhoo, as you can see, i got it. it's up and running. thank you.

still and all, silly as it may seem, shet, it's all worth the ride... i feel good i got it all right.


*grinning all over*

sick and sink

i'm sick.

dayum! i've been sickly the last few weeks... kinda weak, huh? must've been the weather.. yesterday and today, i had LBM... ya know, i don't usually take medication 'til i'm reeling bad...

the fever is trying in earnest to get into the picture.. my body seem to resist it.. God knows for how long.

one day, it's super hot, next day, it's raining hard.. kinda hard to adapt with a weather like this.

the gym-ing part had suffered.. my lifts had gone crappy.. dunno if i'll ever make the cut in time for summer.

everything seems to be in shambles.. hate it!

will try to fix 'em..

by the way, my officemate is back in her wicked ways again.. hope she gets caught someday.. har har.. it's the law of nature, bud.

be well.

dead meat

yowsi!

i'm ready to snooze... ZZZzzzzzzz...

i'm barking like a dog these days.. darn cough isn't going away anytime soon.. shish!



and it's affecting my lifts.. hhhmmmm... been off taking supplements for a week now.. i'm still strong, yeah, but in terms of endurance, i kinda lag...

so, either it's my constant barking or being supplement-less is the culprit behind my so-so performance... sucks!

why i opted to forego taking supplement/s when i still have plenty of 'em? i need some sorta cleansing... ya know, flush out all that excess caffiene, creatine, amino, etc. away... then, when i reload, i'd be giving my body a surprise yet again.. gotta cycle these stuffs and give my kidney some rest.

meanwhile, another one bites the dust. i remember being a fan of him a long time ago.. bought a cassette tape.. that's the only one i can afford then.. damn, i still can't afford an original CD today!

anyhoo, i was into Rage Against the Machine kinda music and figured he might've sounded like 'em... well, i was hoping i would like the tune of his music.. i like some but not all... still, being a Pinoy, i am bias.

rest in peace, homie..

veering on me's side of life, i'm still 'hunting' for my new hardware.. no need to rush though.. gotta take things slow and steady.. make sure everything is gonna work out fine.



i'll be utilizing some of my 'old' stuff such as the casing, CD drives, hard disks, etc.. what i'll tentatively buy are the following: motherboard, processor (CPU), 2-4 gig of ram, power supply (PSU), video card, a mid to high end cpu cooler, some cooling fan/s and a 19 inches LCD monitor.

so there.... maybe i can get all the hardware next week.. fingers crossed.

show me the money

it's been tough.. my plate is pretty full yet again, thanks to my job!

well, there's loads and loads of problem.. err, 'situation' i'm stuck into.. kinda stresses me out no end.. feels like my jaw is about to lockout, help!!

hope to reverse it before i'd end up dead.. well, last week was tops.. sooo many calls from peers, customers, heck, even the boss' rain on my parade!

not to mention, the many bumps, snags and kinks in between doin' my job, performing fatherly obligation and whatever whatchamacallit hubby-hubby thang.. ya, whew!

worst, i had fever and flu.. oh yeah!

now, it's getting there again... but i'm guessing it won't top last week's... i'm keeping my fingers crossed though.

***

my PC is sooooo dead, thank you. i tried installing another PSU to no avail.. guess now it's really screwed up big time... it's nice to buy a new one, but darn, where am i gonna find the friggin' moolah for it??

now, a credit card would've been convenient, but shit, i wanna pay all my debts this year sooooo bad so i could start a debt-free life next year.. there are those branded PC's that comes with a nice package and get this, 0% interest. the thing is, i want to build mine from the ground up.. i want a nice casing, a powerful power supply (not generic), a nice processor that's got some high-end cooler on top, a fancy memory card that's wrap with heat sinking alloy, a fierce looking, high performance video card, some fancy fan/s to give it an ambient environment inside, a nice LCD monitor wouldn't hurt... finally, throw in some wireless keyboard and mouse..

voila!

now, the 100k question is:

where is the money?

where is the money??

where is the money???!

where is the money????!!!!

where is the money?????!!!!!!



say it like Tom Cruise did in that Jerry Maguire movie... sure is fun!

anyway, i'll go dream about my "new" rig tonight... dream big, yeah??

i can see it now.. nice.. nice..


anyhoo, i'm still bangin' it in the gym.. but my performance?? i have to rate it as mediocre. no new numbers conquered, no fats lost, no muscles gain, etc.. etc..

nada.

chikening out.

breath

hey dawg!

i'm alive, thank you.

barely.

keep ya posted later.. my home PC had been toasted.. my son forgot to turn it off but then covered it neatly.. meaning, no air could flow through the casing burning out the PSU.. hope it's only the PSU.. that's one friggin' expensive power supply, by the way.. a HEC PSU series.

well, can't do nothing about it.. what's done is done.

anyhoo, yeah, it's later.

live another day

sniff.. sniff..

i'm not feeling well.

i think i'm gonna die real soon.

i'm not kidding.

ok, i hope i'm wrong... i do wanna live a li'l longer..

makes me appreciate life.. cos i haven't stop to "smell the flowers... "

it's all been about what i can get my hand into... no depth.. no excitement.. no sense of adventure.. hhhaaaaahhhhh... breath...

i dunno... life's got it's way giving you some sorta sick sense of humor... no, it ain't the good Lord..

but life.

we've been given the freedom.. to choose what's right and wrong.. freewill, anyone?

yah, you got it by default.

wish it wasn't that way... uhm, lemme rephrase it: wish i didn't have it.. ya know, freewill? let the good Lord decide what's good for me... life would have been easier, yeah?

anyhoo, hope to live another day... cos from where i'm sitting at... doesn't look good.

you did remember i posted about me having congenital heart disease from way back when, right?



no?

start digging.