Friday, February 08, 2008

DOM

time to write some chicken shit post again... hah!

great!

fine.. fine!

well, i'm disappointed. two words: "do not over-promise, just over-perform." dang, that's seven words right there.

ok, time to get serious here. i'm disappointed i still haven't gotten my much-awaited-over-hyped-belated christmas gift yet. i'm trying to forget about it and my expectation had grown lesser and lesser as the days passed by.

whether it'll come at my doorstep anytime soon, your guess is as good as mine.

another setback happened just recently too. i ordered from a guy in Manila who was selling PureCEE. although he didn't promised he'd move heaven and earth to deliver the goods at the estimated date we've agreed, i expected that if it were to arrive off target, it'll slack just for a few days... not friggin' weeks!

but it happened... as shit always do..

anyway, i have to start from the scratch all over again... i need to contact his associate to get my supplements.. yadi yada... aaahhhhhhh... just pfhurrfect, fella!

newsflash: lower your expectation or you'd end up like Britney!

crazy.


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some guy, actually, a very old farting DOM (dirty old man but digs teenage boys) who goes around the gym wasting half of his time looking at those teenagers' bodies and spreading gossips and lies to every dicks who'd rather "socialize" instead of exercise - got what he deserved.

he was telling people around that Rey (yep, that Rey guy who helped me a million times) is on Steroids. now, if i was guilty of doing something like that, y'know, being "juiced" by "something" that gives me some "out-of-this-world" strength and allows me to grow like those monster bodybuilder you saw in competitions, i wouldn't deny it. i'll admit at the very first instance you suspect i'm ON it.

but spreading vicious lies like that ain't good.. especially with people who bust their asses in the gym the "natural" way. Rey's legs and calves are puny.. they're frail.. no matter how heavy he squats and do calf raises, they don't grow a millimeter! maybe if he were on 'roids he might have grown a few inches by now already... but he's not.. cos he's not.. heck, i can even squat heavier than him, modesty aside.. he's been doing 200 lbs. ever since i saw him squatting, yet i just broke my personal record.

his body, therefore, is not proportional..


too bad for Rey... he heard all about the stupid gossip cos some boys from the hood spread it like wild fire..

so, this pervert DOM: marked.

yesterday, Rey quietly did his thing.. keeping his anger within.. minding his own business, working his sets.. he was doing rows while sitting on the floor... it was heavy... when this DOM walk by his station.. .

"so, you're using the floor doing rows now, eh?" the DOM blurted out.

"STEROIDS!!!!!!"



Rey yelled like a deranged man, let go of the handles thereby dropping the weights hard spiraling downward of the row machine...

"BaaaaaammmmmM!!!!"

"ClaaaanngggggG!!!

then flexed his muscles and show the DOM his angry lookin' face..

the pervert got the shock of his life.. walk away and tried to compose himself.. i guess he got the message later on as people inside the gym wouldn't wanna get close to him every time he tried to go near them.. it's like he contracted some kinda STD (sexually transmitted disease).. well, i guess most guys sympathize with Rey yesterday.. almost everyone hated that DOM.. he likes to give advices, tease newbies or fat people and makes harsh remarks of just about anyone even those guys he knew way back then.. talk about being "friends" when you're around but hits you when you're just relieving yourself.. haaaa!

what an ASS!

ok, this is too much for you.. gotta go now.. love your folks.. go home early... don't stay up late... drink your milk... don't eat fatty foods... exercise.. smell the flower.. work hard.. take a break... don't be late... keep yourself together...

yadi yada....

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