i seriously need a massage.
gotta loosen up.. my muscles right now are sooo strung tight. i like that my forearms are showing some veins.. i like being vascular. i used to like having calloused palms since i've always have them soft, but now i want those darn callous to go away!
they hurt when i do pulling exercises... especially deadlifts.
i dunno.. would the girls be turned off holding my hands?
hhhmmmmm... just wondering... some like 'em soft.. some dig HARD!
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so, the new "program" seem to work just fine, eh?
too bad it's too darn tiring...
we'll see.. uhm, i'll see..
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*cough* *cough*
ok, so we went out last Saturday.. though i had planned ahead of the day to do things solo, RAJ had another plan. he approached me later that day and told me we'd go have a little "good time."
i've mentioned this dude here before, so for a little background, do some digging, aight?
anyway, i was expecting some "clean fun" cos we were heading to a videoke joint just a few meters away from our office.
with him was our former sales consultant, lets call her Jill and another girl, a petite but yummy and i don't know her name.. bad memory had been haunting me for years... so sorry.
Ms. Petite. that's what we'll call her, shall we?
a new guy, Ronnie, joined in.
well, what do ya do in a videoke joint? that's right, sing and drink.. damn, i haven't have one drink yet but i already had enough "thickness" to start singing... hhhmmm.. must've been the Testosterone level... the meter should read "High," otherwise i'd be too damned shy to even hold the microphone (mic).
i guess i'm just itching to chill and relax after a grueling week in the gym.
had a few songs.. RAJ would pass the mic to me, Ronnie or Jill on certain occasion and vice versa.. gulped down more Red Horse beer.. a few hours later RAJ and Ms. Petite girl were already showing signs of PDA (public display of affection). geez, i'm jealous..
on the other side of the table, Ronnie who's a "greenhorn" when it comes to drinking, started to loosen up.. too loose for comfort at that.. since him and Jill were seat mates, he started doing his "patented" whisperin' move to flirt his way under her panties.. damn, why didn't i think that move can get you somewhere? soooo naive of me..
so if you've been painting a picture in your brain, that's exactly what happened. they were having a ball while i was there trying to play coy... and a "gunner." the guy who takes care of pouring out the drinks and passing it on to everyone.. clockwise.. that's a gunner, hombre!
anyway, a few necking and petting later, RAJ and Ms. Petite suddenly vanished... i think they were gone for a good 30 minutes... makes us wonder.
later he arrived but without Ms. Petite...
i think his knees were still wobbling a bit.. damn, the dog just FFFBlleeeepp! Ms. Petite inside his car!
whoa there man..
he sat beside me grinning... then he whispered "Idol, here's the key if you wanna go next."
HHHWWwwwhhaaTTt???!!!
what the hell?
i said "No Way!"
so we continued with our singing and drinking trip like nothing happened 'til he whispered to me again... "That Jill over there, i just FFFBlleeeepp her last week.."
man, man....
what did i just got myself into?
am i gonna be in an orgy later?
anyhoo, Ronnie had a grand time flirting with Jill while me and RAJ continued singing..
"you know those bitches, they are just for intro, we'd have more girls here around 10 or 11" the dawg again whispered... "don't get too drunk.." he added.
around 11pm we hit the road.. i was sitting at the back with Ms. Petite.. boy, she's looking used and tired while RAJ, Ronnie and Jill were at the front seat... Ronnie was still at it and things got more intense between him and Jill... use your imagination, amigo!
being a "good boy," i never took advantage of Ms. Petite even though i could've easily do.
FFFBlleeeepping boy scout!
then all of a sudden, she just rose from her sleep and lied next to my lap.. shoot!! temptation, bubba..
now, i want SEX... ha ha!
tipsy but not "over the limits," i still was able to think reasonably clear.
"i did not have sexual relations with that woman.. but i wanted to.." you recall that line from an HBO series, yeah (i think..)??
she just had one "quickie" with RAJ, remember?
besides, i don't bring rubbers around.. read my lips GOT NO PLAN SCREWING AROUND. comprender?
lest you forget, i am weak when it comes to that part - SEX and candy.
RAJ even mentioned that "you guys should check-in and have a good time."
"NO." i'm pretty sure i can live another day without getting into somebody's pants... well, i guess.
i dunno about you but this guy is really something... he is one BADA$$ EFFFer!
later, we drove through a massage parlor that does "extra service."
i thought hard about it... i decline in the end.
the dude wanted to go and gimmick some more... i said "NO."
what the hell.. i've been saying lotsa "NO" lately.. it wouldn't hurt if say "NO" s'more, eh?
you've got "NO" problem me sayin' "NO" again, right?
i know, i know...
there's plentiful part here i left to your imagination cos my fingers are starting to bleed.. LOL
yeah, i'll just update this story later... right now, i gotta GO.
and before i forget... Hi to my colleagues who're reading this Blog.
now, keep this to yourself and get back to work already, huh!
wakokokokoko!!!
