girls... they like those guys with sex pack.. err, i mean, six pack.

they like 'em tall.. dark and throw in the "handsome" too, uhm, to complete the package..

in short, they like macho men, right girls?

hhhmmmm.. also, they'd prefer it a lot if you can pick 'em up instead of hailing a cab to met up somewhere.. meaning, if you've got "wheels," like four 'em is a plus... however you translate that is fine with me..

and you might wanna pay for that dinner date, movie ticket and oh, the drinks, man.. coffee, juice, tea, beer or that darn drink on the rocks? whatever... heck, pay everything and she'd be soooo impressed she'll take off her bra for you in the movie house.. haha!!

what the hell am i saying? geeezz.. courting trouble here..

but...

she'd be bored and turned off looking at you grunting in the gym with all that weights on you.. much more, you stink!

she'd love to parade you to her friends in some bar so she could show 'em how buff and ripped you are.. but then you turned her down cos you hate getting that beer belly you've been trying to lose since forever.. now, that's a no, no, homs..

she'd be bored to death talking about those darn protein intakes of yours and what the hell is that glycemic index you're soooo concern about? i bet she'd fawn when you start explaining to her that you can't eat hamburger or ham sandwiches as they are made of simple carbs.. you'd prefer complex carbs cos they are absorb slowly into the body as against those starchy stuffs.. you are being a jerk, i suppose she said that to you..

she couldn't care how much ya can bench press.. but she'd love to caress those chest of yours and while she's at it, squeeze your arms.. who gives a rats about you almost breaking your elbows with those weights or dislocating your shoulders.. not to mention, how you squatted so deep and deadlifted weights twice your body weight.. she'd rather grab the end result of all that painstaking ordeal: your ass!

aaaahhhh... life.. but you did a stellar job, homs and that's all that matters..

... and maybe scored a number of chicks along the way, eh?

whatever floats your boat...


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i suddenly remembered that babe i met some place yesterday... me and my fellow "dudes" were talking how yummy she looks.. i simply shrug and said, "damn, she's hot, alright, but that girl requires some kinda high maintenance lifestyle... can't afford her"

then all of a sudden the lady approached me and asked, "does your company have replacement for this key? it's broken."

"we do. all you gotta do is go to our dealership and ask for the partsman to take care of that problem...

is it ok with you if we'd have sex tonight? that is, if you're not too busy."

and she said, "why sure yes.. lets!"

haha... i made up the last few parts, but dang, i wish!

done ranting.